I was introduced to a concept known as “Lady Drawer” and now I have to show it to you because I want you to suffer with this cursed content as much as I suffer.
This week, a tweet describing a “woman’s drawer” went viral. “I have the feeling that every man needs a drawer if you want to have regular guests,” it said with a picture of make-up towels (clear), a hairbrush (nice gesture) and * squint * dildo and a pregnancy test (Box opened!)
As Mashable notes, the post quickly got stuck when actual women posted their ideal drawers, like one filled with McDonalds sauces. Mmmm.
Folks, if you are thinking of setting up a beautiful, shocking pink “lady drawer” in your guest room, fill it up with someone she might really want: Plan B. It’s harder to get than you think and should be a lot be easier, especially since pharmacists in certain states can refuse the levy to women if it contradicts their religious beliefs.
Thanks for your service!